16.7.04
This Government
...is the most Successful Government:
A TV ad:
With music and dancing of many boys and girls a TV ad starts in Bangladesh TV.
“Nutri C, Nutri C. Orange flavoured Nutri C…
100% vitamin C with 6 other vitamins; very nutritious for your body.”
Hey, where do they put those 6 other vitamins when vitamin C covers 100%?
A Canvasser’s advertisement of his product:
Dear brothers and sisters I’ve a special kind of balm that can remove your headache, foot ache, back pain immediately. It is a well-examined balm that has no side effects, no oiliness, no odour and no burning. If you don’t believe me verify it. Tell me if someone of you have headache. I’ll put this balm on his head and you will see that the headache is gone in a minute. And he won’t have to pay for that. I give you 200% guarantee that this balm is 100% affective. Once you have used it even headache’s big daddy has no ability of staying in your head. If you find any problem bring it back to me. I will return you the money right away. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it… You won’t get the chance again to buy because I’ve come here just for today. You will never find me here again. Take on 50% discount. The company rate is 20taka but just for you and only for now I’m giving it for 10taka, 10 taka 10 taka. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it….
Our Prime Ministers’ Common Speech at a Public Meeting:
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Bangladesh now has no deficiency in food. We have made a huge improvement in this sector. In last government’s time people died in want of food. But is our time Bangladesh is completely self-sufficient in food. Not only that we have improved it so much that we now have to make new storehouses to store the excessive food grains. The old storehouses are not enough to store so much food grains. We are now thinking of exporting rice to foreign counties and earn huge amount of foreign currency (it brings huge clapping and screaming among the supporters).
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But unfortunately our opposition party leaders don’t see this improvement. They are jealous of our success. Don’t listen to them. They tell lies. We are telling you the truth. This government is a successful government in every sector….
To tell you the truth this is just a carbon copy of what our previous PM said in a public meeting very similar to this one.
A Joke:
“Hear you’ve been having car trouble”, said one neighbour to another.
“I brought a new carburettor that saved thirty percent on gas, a new transmission that saved fifty percent on gas, and a new set of spark plugs that saved forty percent of gas”
“So what happened?” asked the neighbour.
“After I drove about forty miles, the gas tank overflowed.”
-Taken from Reader’s Digest.
What we do:
When we see that Nutri C TV ad we laugh at their stupidity. We ignore the canvassers when we see them on roadside telling all those lies. And when our Prime Minister tells us its success stories we mourn at our helplessness. But we can’t ignore it because we are compelled to hear it. Na shune jaibe koi???
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A TV ad:
With music and dancing of many boys and girls a TV ad starts in Bangladesh TV.
“Nutri C, Nutri C. Orange flavoured Nutri C…
100% vitamin C with 6 other vitamins; very nutritious for your body.”
Hey, where do they put those 6 other vitamins when vitamin C covers 100%?
A Canvasser’s advertisement of his product:
Dear brothers and sisters I’ve a special kind of balm that can remove your headache, foot ache, back pain immediately. It is a well-examined balm that has no side effects, no oiliness, no odour and no burning. If you don’t believe me verify it. Tell me if someone of you have headache. I’ll put this balm on his head and you will see that the headache is gone in a minute. And he won’t have to pay for that. I give you 200% guarantee that this balm is 100% affective. Once you have used it even headache’s big daddy has no ability of staying in your head. If you find any problem bring it back to me. I will return you the money right away. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it… You won’t get the chance again to buy because I’ve come here just for today. You will never find me here again. Take on 50% discount. The company rate is 20taka but just for you and only for now I’m giving it for 10taka, 10 taka 10 taka. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it….
Our Prime Ministers’ Common Speech at a Public Meeting:
….
………
Bangladesh now has no deficiency in food. We have made a huge improvement in this sector. In last government’s time people died in want of food. But is our time Bangladesh is completely self-sufficient in food. Not only that we have improved it so much that we now have to make new storehouses to store the excessive food grains. The old storehouses are not enough to store so much food grains. We are now thinking of exporting rice to foreign counties and earn huge amount of foreign currency (it brings huge clapping and screaming among the supporters).
…
But unfortunately our opposition party leaders don’t see this improvement. They are jealous of our success. Don’t listen to them. They tell lies. We are telling you the truth. This government is a successful government in every sector….
To tell you the truth this is just a carbon copy of what our previous PM said in a public meeting very similar to this one.
A Joke:
“Hear you’ve been having car trouble”, said one neighbour to another.
“I brought a new carburettor that saved thirty percent on gas, a new transmission that saved fifty percent on gas, and a new set of spark plugs that saved forty percent of gas”
“So what happened?” asked the neighbour.
“After I drove about forty miles, the gas tank overflowed.”
-Taken from Reader’s Digest.
What we do:
When we see that Nutri C TV ad we laugh at their stupidity. We ignore the canvassers when we see them on roadside telling all those lies. And when our Prime Minister tells us its success stories we mourn at our helplessness. But we can’t ignore it because we are compelled to hear it. Na shune jaibe koi???
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